A
redneck calles up the White House and
tells the receptionist:
"I'd like to become the next President of
the United States."
The receptionist: "What are you, an
idiot?"
Redneck: "Why, is it required?"
GeorgWittahereDh
How many psychiatrists does it take to
change a light bulb? "Why does
the light bulb necessarily have to
change?"
GarwoodShiyeix
Q: What is the difference between Bill Clinton
and Elvis?
A: Elvis was drafted and served proudly in the
Army.
DeronDuck-HwanFF
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bison
!
Bison who ?
Bison girl scout cookies !
StaffordBerowaltgP
Hubby: As a start I think you should learn to
"iron," then we could do without the ironing lady.
Blonde
Wife: Well if you would learn to fuck me properly we could do
without
the gardener.
BallindenyBoynHf
Q: What do you call Italian women
in a
sauna?
A: Gorillas In The Mist!
DrummandBenjaminNQ
What is the difference between the
government and
the Mafia? One of them is organized.
GwallawgGaaraHR
How many LA cops does it take to change light
bulb?
Six. One to do it and five to smash the old bulb to
splinters.
FriedrickEphronNz
Did you hear about the idiot who had a
new
bath put in?
The plumber said, "Would you like a plug for it?"
The idiot replied, "Oh, I didn't know it was electric."
DulaniCorbittJl
How many applicants does it take to change
a
light bulb? Only one, but 200 applied for the job.
TooantuhOswaldJk